England Wags Bring *Personalized* Fashion to the World Cup (as If We Didn't See This Coming)

In a display of patriotic fashion that’s somehow both impressive and cringe, the England WAGs took center stage before the team’s latest win against Norway. First up, we’ve got a certain someone’s fiancée rocking a custom denim skirt plastered with ‘Saka’ in jewels. How uniquely creative. But it doesn’t stop there—she topped off this look with a belt featuring Bukayo's number 87 and nails screaming 'England' like they’re auditioning for a reality show. Who needs an actual fan when you can just carry around a bedazzled hand fan?

Meanwhile, Harry Kane’s wife, let’s call her the corset queen, made her appearance in a Hugo Boss piece that boldly showcased his number nine across her chest. Because nothing says 'supportive spouse' quite like garment choices that scream, “I’m his biggest fan” in such a subtle way. She paired this with denim cut-offs (so laid-back, right?) and red flip-flops. Peak chic!

Tolami (the skirt one) seems to be carving out a niche as the style icon for match day attire, if that’s what we're calling it. She was decked out in a red football shirt and a mini skirt that barely kept things covered—hello, thong alert! Kate is also leaning into her corset obsession, which is impressive yet slightly concerning—who’s even crafting these for her? The pièce de résistance? That Hermés Kelly bag she flaunted alongside her ‘stunning’ ensemble. Anyway, both are making it abundantly clear who their loyalty lies with. Good for them.

—Kit