Noah Kahan’s Concert Goes to the Dogs (but Not Really, Just a Poop Incident)
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It’s not every day that a concert becomes a biohazard zone, but here we are. Noah Kahan, the guy who sings about feelings and nature, allegedly found himself in a not-so-charming situation at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. Picture this: a fan decided her seat was the perfect spot for a spontaneous bathroom break—sans the bathroom. Classy, right?
Before you start reaching for the air freshener, the Philadelphia Police confirmed they’re not investigating this poopocalypse. Apparently, no one had the guts to file a report about this viral bathroom blunder that’s captured the internet’s imagination. Shocking, I know.
In a twist that screams “only at a concert,” the fan who went viral wasn’t even present for the alleged act. Instead, her husband got a front-row seat to the aftermath, which kind of makes you question their relationship choices. Nothing says true love like dodging feces at a concert.
If the cops aren’t bothered, we’re left with our noses crinkled and our minds racing. Here’s hoping this incident stays out of the headlines and off the stage.
—Kit