Usher's Bare Butt Steals the Show on Tour with R&B Icon (Surprise, Surprise)
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Here we go again with the tour we never asked for. Usher, our favorite chaos agent, apparently thought it was a great idea to flash his bare butt during a performance with the R&B star over the weekend in Maryland. Yes, you read that right. Full moon in the middle of a concert. Because why not?
Caught on video, the moment unfolded during his very sensual number Seduction, where he stood up from some kind of bed prop and gave the audience a stunning view of his backside. Who knew we’d be getting a free anatomy lesson with our tickets?
And just when you thought it couldn't get weirder, he casually switched to doing pull-ups right after. You know, just typical gym routine stuff. Meanwhile, the other guy on tour was too busy grinding against audience members like it was just another Saturday night. At one point, he apparently decided to thrust into a woman whose legs were literally in the air. HOW ORIGINAL. Oh, and let’s not forget his full-on magic trick with another lucky lady on all fours during Take You Down. How romantic.
Usher and Chris Brown are really serving us a masterclass in performance art, aren’t they? Can we agree this is a lot?
—Kit