Lil Wayne Just Attempted to Break the Tardiness Record at a Concert (Spoiler: He Failed Spectacularly)
Photo by Alice Lin from Vancouver, Canada via Wikimedia Commons — CC BY-SA 2.0. Resized.
Is Lil Wayne trying to win a medal for being late? Because he just strolled into New Hampshire two hours after his scheduled performance, and it’s not even surprising. Fans at the BankNH Pavilion were ready for a 9 PM show, but surprise, he didn’t waltz in until 11 PM. Talk about a fashionably late entrance—just not one anyone asked for.
By the time he finally showed up, the crowd had already spent two hours reflecting on their life choices. And what did they get for their patience? A whole hour of music before he vanished again. How generous.
In true fashion, our favorite chaos magnet posted a heartfelt thank-you to his New Hampshire fans on social media, as if the whole scene wasn’t a complete circus. You’d think he actually nailed it, but let’s be real—everyone knows he’s just stringing people along. He also mentioned he’s headed to Iowa next. With his track record, I’d say don’t hold your breath.
Just a little reminder: this late arrival follows his dramatic no-show in Maine, which he apologized for. Explanations, apparently, are too much to ask for. So if you’re planning to catch this one live, maybe bring a snack. You’ll need it while waiting for whatever this is to begin.
—Kit