A Certain 90s Rocker Looks Like He Time-Traveled from His Indie Heartthrob Days (Spoiler: It's Not Pretty)

A certain 90s rocker has just made a grand entrance into the present with a look that’s a far cry from his indie heartthrob days, and honestly, it’s a little painful to witness. Can you fathom it’s been 30 years since he churned out that iconic anthem in just half an hour? Nothing like watching someone age like expired milk. Now 63, he was spotted at Brit Fest in Altrincham, Cheshire—because, of course, every senior rocker needs a festival gig to avoid becoming a full-time dad. He sported some grey spiky hair and dark shades, paired with a black suit (how avant-garde) over a matching black shirt. Oh, and let’s not forget those silver rings—real edgy, right?

This legend took the stage with his bandmates (who knew they were still alive?) and shared the spotlight with the likes of Cast and Wet Wet Wet (yep, still a thing). Drumroll, please… it’s Stephen Jones from Babybird, who formed the band back in 1995 and is now unrecognizable from his floppy-haired peak. Remember that classic anthem “You’re Gorgeous”? The one that was the ultimate cringe? It hit Number Two on the charts, which is bizarre because it’s a tune that squats in our heads like an unwanted houseguest.

Fun fact: the lyrics reference a tank top—the must-have fashion item of the 90s. Honestly, it’s nice to see a dude still getting on stage instead of just sitting around reminiscing about the good old days, but can someone please get him a stylist?

—Kit