Ellie Goulding is Performing at Halftime? (Because Why Not?)
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Well, look who’s decided to grace us with some breaking news. Ellie Goulding, the Love Me Like You Do diva, just slapped on a football shirt and casually revealed she’ll be performing at halftime for a certain match that’s apparently a big deal. Because why wouldn’t she? She shared the announcement on Instagram like it’s just another Tuesday, accompanied by some cheerful jumping on her bed in an England x Palace getup. Is this what passes for excitement now?
She wrote, ‘Performing at halftime for England vs Norway has me feeling like truly anything could happen…’ Eye roll. As if she’s not just hoping the boys will make England proud, because we all know that’s a classic line — so original, Ellie.
If you’re wondering when to tune in, this thrilling football showdown is set for Saturday night at 10 PM GMT at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. Nothing quite says “excitement” like watching football from a hard rock, right?
Oh, and while we’re at it, let’s not forget that Ellie’s been living it up in New York, allegedly partying at some mega wedding with a certain pop icon recently. Good for her, I guess.
In the end, we’re just left to wonder if Ellie’s halftime gig will be a must-watch or if we’d all prefer to scroll TikTok instead.
—Kit