Maxx Crosby Raps at Vegas Club (Because Why Not?)
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In a totally expected power move to swap his football fame for some music cred, a certain NFL star decided to hit the stage at Marquee LV. Naturally, the place was packed with familiar sports faces because, duh, it was Vegas during the NFL's Sack Summit and the NBA Summer League. Just another Saturday night in Sin City, right? The chaos agent known as Maxx Crosby—who, for some reason, now goes by PlaqueBoyMaxx—strolled in just before midnight and partied like it was 1999. His performance of '2am in Vegas' apparently had everyone feeling something, or at least trying to look interested. The crowd boasted some heavyweights, including Ryan Garcia, Kevin Durant, and Dak Prescott. Think of it as a mini All-Star game, but with worse music. Was it shocking to see the place packed? Nah, who wouldn’t want to witness an NFL player grab a mic and pretend he’s a rapper? Now, will Maxx show up at the T-Mobile Arena for the UFC fight? Most likely. The dude allegedly loves his MMA. As for the music career? Well, good for him, I suppose.
—Kit