Tommy Fury Swears His Arms Are *Double* the Size After Drinking Molly-Mae's Breast Milk (and We’re Not Buying It)

In a shocking turn of events, a certain boxer just threw logic out the window and claims his arms are now double the size after indulging in his partner’s so-called ‘nutrient-rich’ breast milk. Yes, you read that right. Tommy Fury, fresh into dad life for the second time, has apparently ditched boring old soya milk for this unconventional drink because it’s packed with goodness (insert eye roll here).

On a podcast, where all the best ideas are born, Tommy shared his ‘secret’ with his dad. The reaction? Chef's kiss material. When he casually mentioned he’d taken a little taste after the birth of their daughter Bambi, his dad looked like he was about to call for a hazmat team—shocked, to put it mildly. Tommy doubled down, insisting, "Do you know that's a real growth hormone?" Because that’s exactly the kind of conversation every parent dreams of having.

His dad, clearly not on board with this strange protein shake alternative, suggested he'd rather munch on six tarantulas (and honestly, who could blame him?). But not Tommy. He just had to say, “Listen, power went through the roof, added another inch on my arms.” Because, obviously, drinking milk from a breast is the ultimate key to bulking up, right?

So, there you have it. If you're hunting for a fitness hack, forget the gym. Just snag yourself a new mama and hope she's got some breast milk on hand. What a time to be alive.

—Kit