D4vd’s Lawyer Just Went to War Over Blood Evidence (and It’s a Total Showdown)

There's courtroom chaos unfolding that’s more riveting than that last reality show you binged. Our favorite musician, D4vd, is embroiled in a murder case that could give any soap opera a run for its money. The drama peaked during a recent preliminary hearing when his lawyer, the not-so-subtle Blair Berk, decided to take aim at the LAPD's forensic expert, Lauren Wallace. Let's just say Berk's interrogation was pure savage!

The focus of the cross-examination? Blood evidence allegedly found in D4vd's garage — specifically, two chainsaws that raise more questions than a Kardashian family meeting. Seriously, who keeps chainsaws in their garage like they’re just another lawn ornament? Wallace had the audacity to claim they didn’t swab those tools for touch DNA because the blood tests came back negative. As if!

But she really stepped in it when she said it wouldn’t make sense to find D4vd’s DNA in his own home. I mean, darling, it’s not like he’s living in a haunted mansion; it’s his place! But Berk wasn’t having any of it. He pointed out that there are multiple residents in this slice of chaos, not just our fave mess.

And then came the real kicker: Wallace had to admit they found some jugs of fake blood that D4vd allegedly used for his merch. Ummm, excuse me? Red flags everywhere! D4vd is currently facing charges related to the murder of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas, whose remains were discovered in a not-so-chic Tesla trunk that’s conveniently registered in his name. The prosecution is claiming it’s all about a romantic relationship gone awry, and guess what? D4vd is pleading not guilty, naturally.

Now, the judge is tasked with deciding if there’s enough drama to send him to trial. One thing’s for sure, this mess is bound to get even messier, and I’m here for every minute of it!

—Dahlia