Lyric Medeiros Just Swigged Communal Mouthwash Like It’s Fine Wine (Yes, Really)
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Let’s just dive into this latest Big Brother disaster that has us all gagging, shall we? A certain housemate — we’ll call her Lyric — thought it was totally normal to chug straight from the communal mouthwash bottle. I mean, seriously?! Caught on live feeds, she swirled that Crest around like she was at a dental spa, then spat it into the sink like it was some fancy cocktail. Newsflash: it’s mouthwash, not a fine wine tasting at a vineyard, babe. And her germs? Oh, they’re now settling into this orange-tinted paradise for everyone else to enjoy. YUM.
Now, we won’t even pretend this is the first instance of a contestant getting too chummy with communal items — let’s not forget the milk debacle from that one season where Jackson was practically guzzling it like he just trekked through the Sahara. Or the juice catastrophe with Mickey last season — iconic, to be sure. But this? This could very well be the cherry on top of the hygiene catastrophe sundae.
Is Lyric’s mouthwash escapade a scandal or just another Tuesday in the Big Brother house? Time will tell how long she lasts with housemates eyeing her every sip. Because, honey, if they catch wind of this, she might just find herself packing her bags sooner than she thinks.
—Dahlia