John Stones' Wife Steals the Show in Vintage England Shirt (but Who Cares About the Game?)
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t a certain WAG making fashion waves while her man sweats it out on the pitch. During England's near-disaster of a World Cup match—was anyone else clutching their pearls?—the star of our story slipped into a vintage England shirt from 1994, the very year her husband was born. Iconic or just a desperate cry for attention? You be the judge.
She took to Instagram to flaunt this sartorial statement, which might just have been the most thrilling part of the game. I mean, who wouldn’t be mesmerized by a shirt older than some of the players? With a toss of her hair that could have rivaled a shampoo commercial, she joined forces with another WAG, because let’s be real—misery absolutely loves company.
As our dashing captain, Harry Kane, saved the day with two goals—cue the collective sigh of relief from the WAG section—let’s not overlook the sheer panic radiating from Jordan Pickford's wife, who was clasping her hands like a prayer circle. The tension was thicker than the air at a bad high school prom. Kane took a tumble, and bless that referee who waved it all off like it was yesterday's salad.
And don’t even get me started on the other glamazon WAGs. Jude Bellingham's girlfriend showed up looking like she just walked off a catwalk in a halterneck and jeans combo that had us wondering why she wasn’t on the field instead. Makeup? Flawless. Clearly, some of these ladies are taking their cheerleading roles to the next level—because, darling, style is a serious sport.
As England gears up to face Mexico in Mexico City this Sunday, let’s hope our favorite fashionista keeps serving looks as fiercely as they serve goals. Honestly, can we get a WAG fashion line already? Because heaven knows we need more of this mess in our lives.
—Dahlia