A Certain *Bachelorette* Just Gave US Serious Bikini Envy in Italy (but Who's Surprised?)
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Well, well, well. A certain Bachelorette just cranked up the heat on her Italian getaway, and honestly, does anyone care about the scenery? She’s rocking a tiny thong-style bikini that’s making Taormina blush. But really, it’s not the Italian sun doing all the work here—it's all about that beach body.
The girl didn’t stop there; she also threw in some snaps in a Victoria’s Secret underwear set. Because, you know, why not? If I looked like that, I’d probably be half-naked all the time too. Meanwhile, her love life seems to be on a rollercoaster ride that’s barely making it past the first hill. Flings from two reality shows? Gone faster than a delivery pizza on a Friday night.
While she’s out there collecting sun and likes, we’re just here experiencing a twinge of jealousy. Sigh, youth and hotness are truly an unfair advantage.
—Kit