Princess Andre Breaks Down Over Chaotic Childhood (Shocking, Right?)

Hold onto your pearls, because this one—the daughter of everyone’s favorite chaos agent, Katie Price—has just had an emotional meltdown worthy of a soap opera. Princess Andre, serving up major mini diva vibes, stepped out at the glitzy launch of the CARMEX Shimmer Lip Gloss Collection in London, donning a pink mini dress that was frankly fabulous enough to distract from her whirlwind of a childhood. Along for the ride were a few familiar faces—Samie Elishi, Vicky Pattison, and Talitha Balinska—because what’s better than a night of overpriced lip gloss and questionable life choices?

But just days prior to this fabulous affair, our girl Princess was spilling the tea on her traumatic upbringing during her mum's latest Sky docu-drama, Katie Price: Nothing To Hide. Apparently, she and her brother Junior took a stroll down memory lane, reflecting on the chaos of their childhood, which feels like a plot twist no one asked for. Remember that iconic moment when Kieran Hayler packed his bags, leaving Katie to spiral into a dark abyss of despair and alleged cocaine escapades? Yeah, imagine being a kid in that circus. Junior, now 21, candidly recalled it as the most difficult time of our lives (YIKES), while Princess claimed she was just trying to navigate through it all without even knowing what was happening. That’s right—mum wasn’t even there. Junior cheekily added, 'I remember trying to figure out if food was microwavable.' Talk about survival of the fittest, darling.

So while Princess is out here serving looks and sharing her truth, one can’t help but wonder what kind of mess this family will get up to next. Grab your popcorn, because this reality show is far from over.

—Dahlia