England Wags Are Living It Up in Miami (and We're Not Jealous at All)

What’s this? The England squad just rolled into Miami with all the swagger of A-listers, and their WAGs are serving up a heavy dose of lifestyle envy we didn’t ask for but are thoroughly enjoying. Allegedly prepping for the World Cup quarter-finals, Ellie, the darling of fabulously talented Ollie Watkins, took to TikTok to show off her gleaming mansion like it’s a normal Tuesday. I mean, who wouldn’t want to film a day in the life video complete with her kiddies Amara and Marley frolicking in their beachside paradise? That luxe living room with its pool and jacuzzi? Just your average multi-million dollar view, right? As if I could relate.

Now, let’s talk about Megan Pickford, married to someone who’s allegedly famous but not particularly relevant. She was spotted parading her little minions—Arlo (7), Ostara (2), and Misty (14 months)—on the beach like they’re auditioning for a tropical ad campaign. Three kids? Do we really need to see that? The audacity, darling.

And then there’s Olivia, the WAG of a certain John Stones, who clearly decided the beach was too pedestrian. Instead, she hit the nightlife in a black unitard at a spot called Sexy Fish. Is that where they serve overpriced sushi with a side of desperation? Allegedly. She was flexing her England flag phone case harder than her biceps, all while searching for her next Instagram moment. You just know she’s trying to steal the spotlight from the rest of this glamorous entourage.

As England preps to face off against Norway at the Hard Rock Stadium (because of course they’d pick a venue that sounds as flashy as their lives), we can’t help but wonder what these WAGs will do next. Until then, we’ll be here, martini in hand, watching the chaos unfold.

—Dahlia