Wags Bring the Drama to Florida for England Vs Norway (as If We’re Surprised)

Well, isn’t this just the cutest? A certain starlet and her equally ‘fabulous’ friend are soaking up the Florida sun while preparing for the upcoming England vs Norway quarter-final showdown. Because nothing screams ‘serious business’ quite like a beach vacation, right? Our favorite chaos agents, Ellie and Megan, have landed and are set to lead the WAG squad into World Cup madness. Ellie decided to grace us with a sneak peek into her Instagram existence, sharing a stunning dinner snap as she gears up to cheer on her husband Ollie. After all, what else is there to do but flaunt your life in the sun instead of sitting in a boring hotel room? Perish the thought.

Meanwhile, Megan is getting all match-ready with some adorably tacky family gear—think matching England kits for the kids complete with ‘Daddy’ on the back. It’s almost too precious, though we might want to alert the fashion police about those red-and-white hair clips and oversized bows for Misty. Someone call the style SWAT team, please.

And let’s not forget Olivia, wife of John Stones, who is indulging in a luxury spa day at The Boca Raton resort where packages start at a mere £450. But who’s counting? She was spotted living it up at Sexy Fish the night before, looking busty in a black unitard (because why not flaunt it?). But wait, there’s more! She’s also rocking the England flag phone case like it’s a badge of honor. Truly charming—if you’re into that sort of thing. Sips martini Honestly, who knew that matching outfits and spa days were the secret strategy for World Cup glory? You do you, WAGs. Let’s hope your teams can keep up, though!

—Dahlia