Ryan Hurst's Bicep Ruins Production of *God of War* (and Who Even Cares)
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Well, it seems a certain Hollywood star—you know, the one embodying that god we all pretend to understand—has just pulled a real doozy. Reportedly, he tore his bicep during a stunt. A bicep? Seriously? Talk about a dramatic twist where no one asked for one.
Now, production is halted, because apparently, healing that muscle might take so long we’ll all be sporting gray hair by the time it wraps. 2027 is now the new release date. If you thought you’d be watching this epic anytime soon, you might want to stock up on snacks because it’s going to be a while.
They’re filming up in Vancouver, where the cast also features a certain actor who’s supposed to channel Thor, along with another one bringing those Odin vibes. Honestly, who’s even taking notes at this point? Amazon Studios has zipped it tighter than a Starbucks lid, leaving everyone in a state of confusion. Just another day in Hollywood chaos, I guess. Good luck with that, everyone.
—Kit