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Johnny Depp Dons Scrooge Costume at Comic-Con (Because Why Not)

It’s that time of year again: Comic-Con is back and, shocker, it’s exactly what you’d expect. A sea of people in costumes that are both impressive and a bit absurd. Seriously, who thought capes were a necessity at a fan event? The San…

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Johnny Depp Just Showed Up at Comic-Con as Ebenezer Scrooge (and You Won't Believe Your Eyes)

Remember when Johnny Depp was the Sexiest Man Alive? Yeah, well, good times. Fast forward to Comic-Con, and he’s now unrecognizable in a getup that can only be described as…

Kit Kallous35d ago

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Suri Cruise is (Allegedly) Taking Shakespeare to Scotland (and It’s so Predictable)

Well, here we go again. A certain someone just snagged a role in a modern Shakespeare adaptation, and guess who it is? Suri Noelle, the daughter of the guy who’s definitely not…

Kit Kallous35d ago

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"It gets better: in a moment of sheer brilliance, she texted her neighbor to call the cops while she scrambled to the bathroom to escape the alleged madness."

— Rex Rumor

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Kaylee Hottle's Bright Future Cut Short (and It's Heart-Wrenching)

In a tragically cruel twist, a certain rising star was on the verge of her big break in a superhero film when fate took a heartbreaking turn. Sources say that Kaylee Hottle was…

Mimi Mercy35d ago

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