Tension on *Avatar 3* Set (and It’s Not Just the Cgi)

Welcome to the Avatar 3 set, where the atmosphere is so thick you could cut it with a knife — or maybe just a pixelated prop. Apparently, sources are reporting that the vibes are more frigid than a polar bear's toenails, and the cast is so skilled at avoiding each other that they should get a medal in dodgeball. No eye contact? Sounds like a fun place to work. Insiders claim that the drama behind the scenes is almost as riveting as the movie itself — and let's be real, this franchise has made watching blue aliens run around feel like a marathon of mixed reviews. Good luck to everyone involved. Really, I mean it. Cheers to awkward silences and forced interactions. You do you, James Cameron.

—Kit